救命！GNOME"吃"了我的男朋友！

看到@pingooo的这则推，令人哈哈大笑：

各位宅男小心 https://bugzilla.gnome.org/show_bug.cgi?id=626593
(被女朋友 file 成 bug)

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通常 https://bugzilla.gnome.org/ 这种程式臭虫(bug)回报系统，顾名思义是回报程式相关问题的，很难得见到这样的 Bug (626593)：

Gnome ate my boyfriend! Help! （翻译为 PowerOp所加）

Dear Gnome, 
亲爱的 Gnome

Please, have some empathy and help me out.  
求求你，同情我，帮帮我（译注：有趣的是， empathy 刚好是 Gnome chat client 软体的名字）

Because of you, my boyfriend is chronically attached to his computer and has
ceased to pay attention to me.  I try to plan fun things for us to do on the
weekends and then he cancels on my because of GNOME conferences!  He even went
to the Netherlands to GUADEC two weeks ago and left me at home alone for a
week!  He keeps going to all these conferences and I just don't know what to
do.  Apparently there is some Boston Summit thing he keeps talking about?  
因为你，我的男友一直抱着电脑不理我。我试着计划在周末做些有趣的事，但是他为了 GNOME 研讨会把我的取消了！
两周前，他还跑去荷兰参加 GUADEC 研讨会，把我一个人丢在家里一个礼拜！他到处参加这些研讨会，我真的不知道该怎么办。
最近是不是还有一个波士顿高峰会？他一直讲个不停。

Way back when, he used to talk about Linux every once in a while and I found it
nerdy and cute.  However, as of late, his obsession has become a large dark
gloomy cloud on our relationship.  Even when we are away from our apartment, he
is perpetually attached via his MAEMO Linux phone.
从前，他偶尔会聊到 Linux ，我觉得他宅宅的很可爱。但是最近，他的沈迷其中变成我们关系里的一朵大乌云（PowerOp：有提到 Cloud 耶XD）
就算没待在我们的公寓里，他也还是抓着他的 MAEMO Linux 手机不断线！（PowerOp:看来她男友用的是 NOKIA N900）

He even tried to put Linux on my computer and I simply could not take it.  I
came home from work one day and my computer said "UNIX" all over it!  Recently,
he installed Linux on his mom's computer and now she is calling me complaining
and I don't know what to do!
他甚至尝试把 Linux 装到我的电脑，我简直无法忍受。有天我下班回到家，我的电脑就变成了 UNIX ！
最近他安装 Linux 到他的妈妈的电脑，现在连他妈都打电话跟我抱怨，我真的不知道该怎么办！

Please, help me bring my boyfriend back from "Linux Land."  His name is Zach. 
If you find him, you may have to shut off the computer you find him in front of
to get him to speak in anything other than "C."  Sometimes he will speak to you
in French, but thats only because he has his phone in French.  I don't speak
French so this too has become a wedge in our relationship.
拜托，帮我把我的男友从 "Linux Land" 拉回来。他叫做 Zach 。如果你找到他，你可能要关掉他面前的电脑，他才会说 "C" 以外的语言。
有时候他会跟你说法文，but thats only because he has his phone in French.（PowerOp：不会翻XD）
我不会说法文，所以这也造成我们关系的裂痕。

This is a severe issue.  Please fix this.   
这是一个严重的问题。请修好它。

Desperately,
绝望地，

Ilana

PowerOp 知道之后，发了两则推：
之一：

Gnome ate my boyfriend! Help! http://bit.ly/cs5oMQ #自由软体技客整天盯着电脑，被冷落的女友只好去程式问题回报系统“求救”。看 comment 11，Zach Goldberg出来对号入座啰！

之二：

被女友吐嘈的电脑技客Zach发文了：HELP! My Girlfriend Learned How To Use A Bug Tracker http://bit.ly/a8b66y 推女友这句“Linux will never have sex with you!”

上网查了一下，从 Zach Goldberg 的网志连到他的相簿，从最新的 10.06.15_FrancewithIlana 跟 10.06.10_FranceWithIlana2 两本相簿看来，Zach 也不是完全冷落 Ilana ，希望这次的事件只是变相的放闪光，两位能够重新找到相处之道！

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Bug 626593 里面大家的 comment 都蛮有意思的，我最喜欢Comment 21的最后一句：

But maybe you can convince your boyfriend to treat
the computer like children --> sometimes a couple needs time without them.